Frozen Cherry

PS: I found it in a website...

I Have No Hair..

Today!!
My hair all gone...
T.T

Hilarious!!!
Too bored!!
I'm just too bored!!

Leehom Is Getting Married!!! Noooo!!!!

Just now PY suddenly told me that Leehom is getting married with Tang Wei..

I was like.. WHAT?!!!

I almost faint!!

They even have sijil perkahwinan..

When PY told me that, I feel like wanna die already..

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But, actually is the China fans made the sijil perkahwinan..

So fei..

Are them too free??

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PY is super worry..

She thinks that Leehom is definately kahwin with her..

She hate Tang Wei!! VERY MUCH..

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Because her mum said she really have sex with Tony Leong in the movie...

How can she do that?

Ohmiigosh!!

I won't do that even if you kill me!!

I won't do that to make myself famous also..

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I'm so bad luck today..

Knock my toe this morning..

Mum gone without me..

Can't go play at Genting with Mic..

No electricity in the morning..

And now this..

What is going on?!!

STOP COMPLAINING!!!

I was checking my mail just now..
And, I saw these in my mail box..
So pity right?
And a bit hilarious la, of course.. XD
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So, STOP COMPLAINING!!!
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Here is something even hilarious!! To cheer up my JJ...

How?

Funny or not??

I was laughing my head off the other day when I first saw these...

Hahahaha..

Someone will be super duper mad..

JJ, you see la..

I sacrifice so much for you...

What The Fish! @#$%^&*!

What the fish!!

How can that be?!!

How can that Lim S.H can get the prize?!!

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Last night I was reading the school magazine with my brother..

And then.. BOOM!

I saw Lim S.H's face in 1 colume that says...

ANUGERAH PERKHIDMATAN CERMELANG TAHUN 2006

What the hell man!!

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He did not deserve that!!

I can understand why Pn. Sang will have that prize..

But, why him?!!

He doesn't teach us properly..

His face sucks!

His butt sucks!!

And, the most important thing is his teaching is sucks!!

Not fair!!

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I'm so mad about it!!

Grr...!!

Feel like wanna BOOM the whole stupid school!!

BOOM-ing!!

My Little Baby Cousin Growing Up..

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This year's school magazine nicer...
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Actually.. I'm BOOM-ING!!
Because the stupid uniform is like ugly n huge!!
Shit!!
My mum call me to buy new one...
Damn!!
I'm going to wear back the old uniform..
Grr...
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Another thing that pissed me off so much, is...
That fat ass aunt is coming to my house tomorrow!
Damn it!! Is tomorrow!!
I head was like gonna BOOM!!!
I hate her!!
She tried to cheat all the money form my mum..
My mum so stupid!! Keep thought that she so good...
Pui!! Shit I give her eat!
Damn that fat ass!!
Make me spill out some horrible words just now!!
And her daughter!! Her face was like so THICK!!
She won't feel ashamed when she take money from her aunties and uncles..
She is cheap!!! She used her so-called " beauty " so cheat the guys..
I dunno she got cheat their money or not..
But, I do heard from my relatives saying that she used the guys to help her do nonsense things!
So BITCH!!!! @#$%^&*!
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I really hope that she will use this PC and saw my blog!!
Then I don't need to act like a " good girl " in front of those bitches!!
And, I can save my saliva to spill out every bad things about them!!!
I can flood the whole KL with my saliva if I wanna talk about their things!
Damn those bitch!!
They already know my house small still wanna come and sleep here...
Shit her man!!!
Somemore she is going to bring her bf!!
Damn her! Where got space for them to sleep?!!!
You damn piece of crap!!! You stupid izzit?!!!
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PS: Sorry for the rude words... But I'm not apologizing to those bitches...

Being A Good Girl & Crazy Stuff..

I'm going to be a good girl..
I'll pack my bag..
Tidy up my room and my clothes..
Iron my clothes..
Cut my nails..
Study...
Bla bla bla..
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As if!!!
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I'm sick of all the nagging & grumble & lecture from my parents!!
I'm totally innocent!!
Dad scolded me spend money like water!
Ha! Where got?!!
My mum is the one who spend money like water!
And now she PK already..
Even eat also I need to belanja her...
Then, my mum scolded me never study in the holidays..
Well, at least I got read something!!
Better than my brother!
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Today PMR results came out..
My brother get 4A, 3B, 1C..
Ha! I still win him..
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Prepare to laugh ur head off!! Here is some crazy stuff to share.. XD

PARENT SPEAK

Says: ............................................Means:

When I was your age... ......................Prepare for a lecture abt

...................................................how when they were ur
...................................................age, they were a lot
...................................................better behaved.

What's lying on the floor? .....................It's yours.Pick it up!

We need to have a " word " ..................Prepare for a telling-off..

That TV program doesn't look ................Turn it off..
very interesting

It's getting late .................................Go to bad..

Your room's a mess ............................Tidy it RIGHT NOW!!

Are you watching this TV program? .........Change it.
...................................................I want to watch
...................................................something else..

OooooOOOoooooooOOoooooOOOooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooo

Song For Nagging Mums :

You're So Rotten

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You're always telling me to do things like you do.

You're always saying my room looks like a zoo.

Well, I don't care. So there.

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I really hate you, yes I do.

I really hate you, yes I do.

Do I really hate you?

Yes, I do.

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You never listen to the things I gotta say.

Whenever I need you, you turn and walk away.

Well, I don't care. So, there.

I'm so angry. Yes, I am.

I'm so angry. Yes, I am.

Am I really angry?

You bet I stinking am.

So, there. I don't care.

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I really hate you. Yes, I do.

I really hate you. Yes, I do.

Do I really hate you?

Yes I do.

OoOooooOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooo

PS: The above statement are for entertainment only... Don't take it so seriously.. XD